after a very exhausting day with children, my daughter discovers little bugs crawling around the living room. i don't think much of it until she later finds them swarming in the kitchen. I then find that they are even more abundant in the laundry room. so after an hour of trying to kill all the bugs and clean them up i was "sweating like a pig", except i really was sweating. after putting the girls to bed i found more and more of what i find out are actually rice weevil and unkillable. they have a little horn and a hard shell. so no matter how hard you smash them with a shoe, they don't die. raid is my best friend today. and this is what my new pets look like (i've got extra if anyone else needs a friend):

if i believed satan created anything on this earth...which i most certainly do not...i would believe these to be his creation.